The College Years :): Archive

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Mar 1st

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Mar 1st

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Mar 1st

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seenatucf: Guys I just wanted to share how awesome this is going to be. this freaking looking awesome!!!! totally going!!!

Mar 1st

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Mar 1st

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Feb 29th

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Feb 29th

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Feb 29th

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Feb 29th

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I'm such a great catholic LMAO

Feb 29th

As I’m trying to break free, the mind is lingering on the past making it difficult to run free.

Feb 29th

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I have anatomy lab tonight and I don’t want to go! :( Gosh I hate afternoon classes. (p.s 4:30-7:20pm was the earliest I could sign up for so it’s not like I signed up for it willingly… I had no choice)

Feb 28th

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Feb 28th

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After 6 weeks....

… of not working out because of my stupid foot, I finally did today! YESSSS it feels sooo good! I did 500 crunches and 170 push ups and I jogged. I shall work out everyday for this week and work out during spring break!!! CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!

Feb 28th

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Feb 28th

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Feb 27th

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Feb 27th

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Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: Well, why can't I have birth control?
Government: Because.  Sex isn't for recreation. It's for procreation.
Woman: But it can help regulate my period and benefit me in other ways.
Government: Too bad.
Man: For no reason other than for recreational sex, may I have birth control?
Government: Do you have a penis?
Man: YES, YES I DO!!
Government: WELL HOWDY, VALID CITIZEN.  You can buy condoms by the dozens.  Here, here's a pack of special condom for "His Pleasure."  Oooh, these come in different colours and flavours.  Here, try these.  They have ribs on them.  And this one glows in the dark!!  LOL OMG DICK LIGHTSABER!!  
Government: But seriously, you're a man.  You can do what ever you want.
Woman: But-
Government: Shut up, you sinning, freeloading hussy.

Feb 27th

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Feb 27th

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Feb 23rd

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Feb 23rd

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I'm going to cry :(

I used to have a tooth up in my pallet and it got brought down when I had braces. Well it’s been about 2 years since I’ve had braces and my tooth is pretty sensitive. I went to the dentist today and he told me the nerve is dying… so, I need a root canal. :( I dont want one I’m scared. also say goodbye to me getting my tattoo this year. I can’t get a tattoo this year...

Feb 23rd

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